The Magic Banana® has a funny name. No doubt about it. It can be pretty hilarious to introduce it to a partner who is not yet familiar with it. HI-LARIOUS I tell you.
I recently introduced the Magic Banana® to a new partner and he took the hilarity to a new extreme. On learning of its name and my affection for the product (I shared that I use it everyday), he suggested that we have a Magic Banana® ‘show’ the next time he came ’round. He described how he planned to bring a big “GO TEAM BANANA!” sign, some yellow pom-poms and wear a big sports-fan-style foam banana on his head (no cheese-heads here evidently). The thought of all that was a little embarrassing, even though I knew he was joking. At the same time however, I was nervous that he didn’t quite get how much the Magic Banana® was going to enhance our time together.
When I showed it to him – he said “It doesn’t look much like a banana. Well, it’s yellow with a black handle, I guess – and it curves like a banana too. Hmmm.” I put it away for experimentation another day.
After our next date, he was going down on me for the first time. Such a gorgeous thing – feeling like the recipient of someone’s full attention. After a little while, I realized I was having trouble relaxing and being present to the sensations. My mind was racing and it was affecting my body. Then I had an idea…
“Do you mind if we add the banana to the mix?”, I asked. “Go for it,” he said. I pulled the Magic Banana® from my night stand and slipped it in, already nicely lubricated from his attention. I showed him the way I like to use it – pushing it slowly in and pulling it slowly out – and twisting it every so often to create a rippling effect inside.
I handed over the reigns and noticed that my body had already relaxed. He continued going down on me and followed my lead in moving the Magic Banana® the way I had shown him. My body fully engaged with both the Magic Banana® and his mouth – and together they brought me to a stunning orgasm.
Lying on our backs on the bed holding hands afterwards, he said “That was beautiful – you coming like that. That sure is some Magic Banana®”. Indeed it is. It can start out silly sometimes – which can be a disarming ice-breaker ultimately – but it sure gets very sexy, very quickly.
JH – Magic Banana® Connoisseur